This is the best thing on YouTube today. Here’s Liu rapping in 11 different English accents. So much hilarity and excellence right there.
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May 19
My body-body is broken beyond repair
I just woke up. I can’t get out of bed to save my damn life… I’m hungry as an orphan and tired of being tired which is the ultimate tiredness. Die!!
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May 18
Comatose-mode: ACTIVATED
In the last 36 hours, I have not slept one single bit. I have carried all sorts of stuff in and out some vans and up and down some stairs. I have eaten KFC in the middle of the night which gave me stomach and brain acidity for days to come. I have fallen under the impression Diana Ross has left me for good when it was the less significant but still amazing Donna Summer to bite the dust. RIP Donna. I have zombied my way through my 9 to 5 and got drunk on redbull-vodka through my 5 to 9. I am finally home and about to induce myself into a coma. A sleeping-beauty type of thing… but without the beauty. Kiss me right and I might wake up.
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May 18
Don’t call it a shift
After 19 hours of packing all sorts of shit (from paper clips to printers), dismantling and assembling dozens of computers and miles of cables, carrying a gazillion of passports, I am finally home. It is past 4am, and in 2 hours I gotta go back to it.
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May 17
I tried to come up with words that would sum up the next 36 hours…
I couldn’t. But here’s an accurate visual allegory.
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May 17
Three absolutely essential trivia you all need to know
ONE. Junction of Iguazú and Paraná rivers, where three countries have their borders. There’s no immigration customs in between but there are piranhas.
TWO. Majority of houses in Bhutan carry painted phalluses on their walls. Something about teaching Buddhism to kids. We should have this in Europe too and maybe we could be a better society.
THREE. The black swallower is a small fish, known for swallowing fish larger than itself. It swallows prey up to 10 times its mass and 4 times its length. Then sometimes they die from torn stomach. These amateurs should never swallow more than what their stomach can take.
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May 17
It’s that night of the week
Shaving.
I’d rather be giving birth to a mini pony.
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May 16
If I can’t have it in 3D…
I had some photos of Boko printed. Living attached to a computer like a tumour to a brain, I thought life was only digital. I didn’t even know the joy of holding photographs in your hands. It’s a nice feeling.
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